“Largely” conducted by people? Is there a NASCAR-driving giraffe I don’t know about?

Technology and strength training have turned men’s tennis on fast surfaces into professional football: short bursts of play followed by long periods of waiting around.

HOT TAKE AHEAD:

Farrell had a good line:

Panda’s won 3 WS but can’t handle the pressure of regular season Red Sox media. Sure thing, tough guys.

You’re wrong. No one has separate statistical catagories for the regular season and playoffs. That database just doesn’t exist.

Very cool. If he doesn’t end up in the bigs at any point, this is one of those “tell this story to your grandkid” kind of nights.

There’s nothing more American than cloaking failure in patriotism.

I don’t want to sound like an advocate for raping your teammate to death, but in this case it would open up a spot in the infield.

Michael Oher Says The Blind Side Was Bad For His Career

*Leandro Barbosa extends hand* “We are championship!”

When I used to work as a reporter I covered a story where a local woman was found unconscious at the wheel after her car drifted off the road. By the time they got her from the vehicle to the hospital, performed a blood test, etc., the test revealed that her BAC was .74. That’s not a typo: .74 BAC. I didn’t believe…

None, which is why it’s inevitable that Curry will turn out to be buying and selling Moldovan children on the deep web, or some shit like that.

I may criticize the New England Patriots as an evil organization from time to time, but at least there’s a level of competency you can respect in their evil-doing. This, though? This is Bush/Cheney klutziness to a new low.

this is the way of the followers of the Many Faced God

Counterpoint: Fuck Miguel Cabrera.

Does Ricky understand that $5,000 cash could buy him many iPads?
#moneycanbeexchangedforgoodsandservices

50 gallon drum of lube.