“Empty” is not the same as “open,” Roger.

When Dan Snyder, Horse Fucker, was reached for comment, he could not come to the phone because Dan Snyder was too busy fucking a horse, because Dan Snyder Fucks Horses.

gif party?

Speak for yourself.

Tim Duncan Has Big Plans For 2016: “I think I’ll make some egg white omelettes, and I’m going to try to bring pleats back for khakis. Oh, I might also buy a camry.”

As a Knicks fan I fully expect that to work into 2 Miami titles followed by Wade signing a 7 year max contract with New York for the low low price of 2 unprotected first round picks.

why isnt THIS trending in newsfeeds? instead of celebrity garbage? way to go kid. this is a true hero for our generation.

Credit to someone on twitter

Since this ended in a thai, it went to a shootout.

Please tell me that “pre-Madonna” was intentional.

I know “the kids” may not care about this guy, but Bob Ley is fucking great.

15 years ago, 16 year old me thought Bob Ley was lame. About five years ago, I started realizing how awesome Bob Ley really is. This is the icing on the Bob Leyer cake.

hard to pick an all-timer, this is my favorite recent one:

When I was 6 or 7, I ate almost an entire box of fruit roll-ups with the plastic still attached to the back of the roll-up. I’m pretty sure that was the day my parents decided to focus on retirement savings instead of a college fund.

In the dorms I came home and drunkenly ate nacho cheese dip and chips. A lot.

“Hack”?