As a resident of St. Louis, I feel confident saying that Sam probably dodged a bullet.

Heh heh.

This really should have been the Patriots’ punishment.

Bad Kinja.

So Andrew McCutchen pays about $20,000 per month not to live in Pittsburgh?

$1,500 x 2 a month = $3K. $3K x 6 months a year playing = $18K.

Man, think of how much farther a DH would have hit that.

I never understood the idea that calling a professional athlete a money grabber was an insult. Its his job. Are you a money grabbing traitor if you take a new job in the same industry for more money?

Honestly, before I scrolled down, I thought it was because the bird is in blackface.

I should be paid more

Hail Hydra.

But soft! What bench through yonder playoff reeks?

SO drunk.

We have consistently highlighted that Simmons by all accounts is an excellent manager.

Bill Simmons the boss seems like a pretty good dude, especially when you compare him to Coach Whitlock.

Patrick Pass.

You know, I didn’t really think there was a way that Goodell could screw this up, but here we are. All he really had to do was hand down the discipline and then let an independent arbitrator hear the appeal and probably scale the punishments back a bit. But the egotistical fuckwad has to insert himself into the…

Mouton also tells a similar story of when he sacked Tom Brady, and Brady told him he would, “Knock the wind out of him.”

This is exactly how I feel this morning and I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords.

Every non-Patriots fan: