And the most unexpected launch in Kerbal Space Program history award goes to... Space_Scumbag. No rocket launches when Gypsy Danger is around.

Yo, dawg! I heard you like cake. So we build you a cake out of cakes, so you can eat cake, while you eat cake.

If there was a dead or alive golf game, there would be no camera to show how far the ball went because it would be a slow motion shot of your character's breasts in glorious next gen jiggle physics.

Nothing screams 'America' like Cheddar Bacon Mac-and-Cheese. *Sigh*

Mango salsa is the bee's knees, though. I'm a big fan. It's right below Peach Salsa in terms of tasty.

So my gut is going towards Bacon Mac and Mango Salsa on this one. Cappuccino sounds like a chip that will taste like dirt, and Wasabi Ginger just sounds like spicy cleaning products. No thanks.

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PC Name: Mjolnir

Dust.

This collection does look pretty sweet and drags up some of the fond memories I had from the Halo experience. Both in gameplay with friends and the people you met waiting outside of a Gamestop for a midnight release. I understand why it is on the Xbox One but it still pains me greatly because that the one system…

This is the waterslide-video equivalent of blue balls with its cameras facing every direction but the direction I wanted to see. If I wanted to watch two hairy dudes get wet, I would have opened an incognito tab.

It's all fun and games until Nintendo re-releases the thing and it STILL demolishes the Vita in sales.

"Wait, I've seen this case before... It's an iPhone case."

"meta"