Why did I read all of that.

It gives me a warm fuzzy feeling knowing that that bar's bathroom is safe for four year-old girls.

No, a half-marathon is NOT “more than four times longer than” a 5K. It is more than four times AS LONG AS a 5K. In order for it to be four times longer than a 5K, it would need to be the length of one 5K plus an additional four times the length of one 5K, in other words 1x5K+4x5K, or 25K total, which it isn’t.

Jesus Christ, junior high school half-marathon truthers are the WORST.

marathon truthers

“Both of these artists remain insufferable.”

....but the picture literally has “pic by Jimmy King” as the watermark. The sentiment still stands, but Iman did not take this picture.

Because 15-year-olds shouldn’t have 12 million dollars.

Hey New Yorkers, come to the Bronx Zoo and you will finally have the unique opportunity to see a real live cockroach!

yass dad blend the gross cauliflower

That’s really awful.

While I get the country music shout out in the title I hate the terminology of “stealing” somebody’s partner. They aren’t property. They are full fledged adults capable of making good and bad decisions all by themselves.

Pffft. Books about ladies can’t be harrowing tales of what war does to a man. To his very soul.

My idiot husband informed his mother that we had been thinking of having another child (like not immediately, just that we could possibly not be one and done).

HaHA, I lost zero followers, because apparently 166 humans like pictures of my cats and face.

Great list! very applicable because:

Counter-point: Bananas, Pineapples and Cherries is also the strict diet that Pac-Man was on and dude is round as fuck.

For real. Sometimes I'll commit myself to eating an entire (1.5ish cup) container of cut fresh pineapple from the produce section, but by the end of it my tongue is super upset with my decision. I cannot imagine 2 pineapples in one sitting.

"Anyone who might recognize this champion runner is asked to help him get back home."