OH HOLY CHRIST I WAS JUST EXPECTING TO GIGGLE A BIT BUT I LAUGHED AND LAUGHED AND WAS FILLED WITH PURE JOY

so what if there's a stupid fucking waiver? I love the kind of thrills those places offer and i can't get enough terror in me at any given time. I'd want to go through after reading that waiver - but if anyone reproduced, to any kind of extent, the time when i was assaulted, i would probably punch them in the face so…

I worked in this vanity gallery for a horrifying, greedy, intolerable man who decided to punish me for patching the holes in the gallery walls (true story). He forced me to clean the century-old, wooden service elevator of the entire building, which was almost entirely used to move garbage to the basement, and was…

I do have to say that i would feel a hell of a lot more complete if these interviews actually led to a job. Maybe that's because then i could afford food and food technically fills me? Bye

*its

FUCK IT LETS GO DANCIN

WHAT

THIS DOES NOT APPLY HERE BECAUSE SANDWICHES ARE NOT COOKED

That baby will pop out all ripped and be like, "hella, look at these guns" and it will be a superior day for it

DO NOT EVEN GO THERE. are you seriously saying that the murder of Matthew Shepard "destroyed Laramie"? What the holy fuck are you implying, exactly?

I think that during the back-and-forth of sexing those wobbly cushion-tubes would probably split apart and you would feel like the mattress was eating you

Is the foam turning all these people YELLOW

MARRY ME AT ONCE WOLFABEAST

Wow, care to expand that thought just a bit until you notice that your inane opinion literally falls apart? and it's not he/she, nor he. Get lost.

Holy. Mother. Fuck.

im recommending this post because it is among the insanest things i've ever read, in a delicious way.

WHERE IS THE RAGE? THIS ARTICLE NEEDS MORE RAGE

EWWWWW STOP IT AT ONCE

WHY. this song is AMAZING. DOMT JUDGE HER. DONT MAKE A DEAL. SHE IS SAYING TO YOU!

He's absolutely disgusting, but the comment section, with all its troll-baiting, really makes me feel like we are making fun of a (serious?) mental illness, and that makes me a bit uncomfortable.