There are only 3 things that can explain how you can think it makes sense to express, in the same paragraph, the fact that we have a surveillance state with militarized police run by a wannabe dictator, and the idea that gun owners are somehow preserving freedom:

Old Buddy Hackett joke: Woman goes to a dentist. He looks in her mouth and says “I got some bad news. You need a root canal job.” She says,”Oh my God, I think I’d rather have a baby.” Dentist says “Make up your mind. I got to adjust the chair.”

You’re right. They don’t care. Lots of the antis- think that a woman who gets an abortion should be put to death, they just don’t have the balls to say it aloud.

In other words, they contracted snowflake disease.

I was scrolling down pretty rapidly and for a second I thought you had written “supported in Wino.”

Unplug a laptop and it continues to run on the battery.

Considering the screw-what-the-users-want crap that they pull with updates, you really think Microsoft left in a genuine way to shut down the system so completely they can’t tap into it? Really? Poor little maroon. So innocent. So trusting...

First-generation wipes don’t ruin your plumbing - they destroy the waste treatment plants downstream. They are tougher than toilet paper and can’t be sliced up easily, so they jam pumps, which then overamp and cause power outages, overheat, and trash their bearings.

First-generation wipes don’t ruin your plumbing - they destroy the waste treatment plants downstream. They are…

It is utterly impossible for me to comprehend how the terms “drama” and “hula hoop” can be used seriously in the same thought. You may as well talk about the humorous side of the Holocaust.

Enriching yourself at others’ expense is the chief and greatest Republican party “virtue.”

Strongest point of the whole plane is the wing root area, where the main spars for the wings join the fuselage. Just slightly aft of the wing leading edges.

I will do you the favor of giving you the benefit of the doubt and will think that you wrote this article in earnest, instead of with intent to satirize. That said...In San Francisco, a city infamous for being overpopulated with freaks, morons, drug abusers, idiots, assholes, thieves, vandals, fruits, and at least…

It’s a mutanthybridbastard that some gearhead glued together one part at a time over years.

Maybe she just wants to get rid of the ones that don’t kiss her ass enough and replace them with sycophants who will give her bigger kickbacks. Only time will tell.

They weren‘t responsible for the lynchings, and they are responsible for raising their kids right. Your idea of the right way to raise children is to force them to look at graphic pictures of atrocities? You’re the one who needs help. Your last sentence proves it. You just want an excuse for exercising your own hate.

What the fuck, Clinton is corporate whore to the bootheels. She also is an elitist, power mad, arrogant, self-serving, lying thief. The only political difference between her and Drumpf is which set of friends would be allowed to loot the country. Our own so-called leaders have made the very concept of democracy…

Choosing between Trump and Clinton is like choosing between a dose of the clap and a rusty nail in the foot. They are both utterly worthless. The only difference between them is who gets fucked. They are both whores who care about nothing but wealth and power. No matter which got elected, anyone in the country who…

Being the cynical type, I think that no real American businessman is going to put principles ahead of profits. I think they ran the numbers, and they are betting that the anti-AR15 crowd is going to keep growing, and by doing this apparently moral thing they can pry those potential customers away from Bass Pro Shops…

C4 is much quicker and more cathartic.

I think they should be forced to leave them, but RIGHT NEXT to them, put up statues of Rosa Parks and Martin Luther King, Jr. Fair and balanced, right?