If you can’t change a tire you are hostage to the good will (HA HA HA HA) of two truck drivers and mechanics. A real man will not be anybody’s hostage. You obviously aren’t a real man. You fail. Exit stage left.

Buuuuuzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. You blew it. You forgot to include beer.

There should be a Federal law that requires female service members to be rendered infertile while they are on active duty. The number of female soldiers who will deliberately get pregnant to avoid an unpopular deployment is appalling.

Peaches mixed into low-fat cottage cheese. Imitation food at its finest.

Too much money runs anything. That simple.

How? Please give us a detailed explanation of the deleterious effects.

In some places, “working for the state” means you were in prison. Might wanna keep that in mind for future posting.

YOU ARE A SHITHEAD. YOU WROTE A ‘REVIEW’ OF A PLACE YOU HAD NEVER BEEN. YOU ARE A LYING LUMP OF REEKING SHIT. YOU ARE TRYING DESPERATELY TO CHANGE THE SUBJECT BECAUSE YOU CAN’T STAND HAVING THE TRUTH TOLD ABOUT YOU. THE TRUTH ABOUT YOU IS YOU ARE A DICK SUCKING SHIT EATING ANAL WART ON HUMANITY. YOU ARE A STINKING…

I kept hoping he would get eaten by the sewer alligators.

That is utterly irrelevant to the fact that you “reviewed” A PLACE WHERE YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN. Thank you again for providing even more proof that you are a moronic shithead.

When you’re running shit that means you have diarrhea.

You “reviewed” a restaurant you never set foot in. That’s about as valid as saying you played soccer without getting on the field. Thank you for proving you are a fatuous, pretentious butthead.

Lied about his age to enlist at 16. Got a battlefield commission and had 3 promotions before his 21st, so he was a minor Major.

The very worst thing about women in combat is what it says about our country. In order to serve in combat, a man has to be willing to risk his life to defend his country, and he has to be physically fit enough to be allowed to enlist. Today, there are so few men who meet both those criteria that the military is being…

And when he first enlisted he was Private Public?

Allergic to foam. That’s right up there with being allergic to red or crunchy. I think these people are probably really just allergic to intelligence.

Please, never tell us how you found out.

Try adding a dollop of butterscotch schnapps. Sounds kind of lowbrow but it’s a great combination.

AAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! I would say “kill it with fire” but I think someone already tried and failed.

So in the morning you drink moose pee in order to afford Glenlivet at night? What a weird combination of frugality, taste, and masochism. Net result zero, dude. Reset and rethink.