Habit can be a killer. I spent years trying to get my parents to drink some kind of coffee that was worth it. Every time I visited them I brought them a bag of Ethiopian, Guatemalan, Tanzanian, all kinds of mixes, mocha java...once I even splurged on a bag of Jamaica Blue Mountain. And every time they said yes, it was…

Well, if it’s old enough it has antique value, right?

Have you Kaybecks not yet learned that you do not speak intelligibly?

Silly cooks. A spit gob holds together too well and can be identified. You never spit on cop food.

Nope. The only thing that ever stops racism is nothing. Even the death of the racist is only a temporary fix. It just migrates into the mind of his spawn, like a horrible version of reincarnation.

Exactly. You should not be allowed to graduate high school if you can’t tell Dubai from Dubuque.

Horse manure. Network is the alpha and omega of movie making, followed closely by The Man Who Would be King. The Godfather is third at best.

So he was the supercargoat?

And Bush was looking at his reelection odds.

Translation: I’m a spineless pissant who couldn’t outfight an asthmatic tapeworm and the way I pretend that I am not a waste of oxygen is to throw stupid pointless crap at people whose snot is worth more than I am.

100% no shit first world slap fight.

Is it true she was a nympho?

Is it legal to send matches and lighter fluid through the mail?

Jesus tits, was this done by a 12 year old who’s never seen a Photoshop filter before?

I hope she can find a job somewhere else but really, what can the daycare center manager expect from a worker who openly admits she hates having to deal with children? Would you hire a guy who says he hates Jews to work in a kosher deli?

Yeah, won’t it be great to just grow them instead?

Not according to the execs at General Dynamics who want new yachts.

“Guided parachutes”? Now that sounds interesting. Got a link?

A song about a homosexual transvestite. Right, that’s exactly what a young girl needs.

How much would it cost to train the helicopter crew that would die, and to replace the helicopter that would be shot down, if you tried using conventional aircraft in the kind of mission this device was designed for?