They could have a delivery system that has no engine at all - it could be a ballistic device. Small wings and tail with elevators, etc., standard and well known flight control surfaces, easy and cheap to build. Equipped with a GPS system that controls battery-powered actuators of the control surfaces. Program the…

Because the longer I spend in the bathroom, the shorter the time I have to listen to her bullshit.

The fact that Ted Cruz ever got elected to any position is a scathing indictment of the intelligence, sanity, and gullibility of American voters.

This guy has the perfect reply:

Well, some women will. Some blacks voted for Obama just because he’s black. There’s always some small group that will do this. It’s much easier and less painful than trying to think.

This chud is proof that what rises to the top is not always cream.

Jesus tits, what a royally fucked up system we have. What are our choices? This scary bitch, Bush the 3rd, and Ted fucking asshole smarmy two faced hyocrite weasel shithead Cruz. I renouce my American citizenship and I’m going to request Germany annex my town so we won’t have to vote in this God damn travesty.

“Awful”? What has she done to merit such a dreadful reference? Did she refuse to give you a blow job?

Streptococcal germs. They can affect any part of the body. "Strep throat" on the shin is just word play.

No, you prefer animals to most people because you're too pathologically delicate to live in this world. Good luck in your future career as the neighborhood crazy cat lady.

And so we hear from the kid who always tried to pee in the punchbowl at the proms. So sad to see that your infantile impulses to decorate your surroundings with your own wastes still control you. Seriously, your juvenility and your jealousy make you a truly unlovely package. No wonder you're still a virgin and always…

OK, but why the flaming fuck does the State Department have its own air wing? That sounds like of like the FDA having its own Mowag Piranha division. Although I wouldn't be totally surprised to find they do, considering the way every government agency today is slobbering to have its own "action arm".

Thank you for expressing the corporate whore view. Now take your astroturfing ass back to your puppet masters and ask them what other antihumanity shit they want you to spout. Make sure you collect your 30 pieces of silver.

When I was in school I was working out a lot. I had to take a smallpox vaccination and a couple of other vaccines one day. I made the mistake of going through my regular workout later that day. I spent the next two days damn near crippled from the pain. I felt like I had ridden inside an industrial clothes dryer…

No, you had heat prostration. If you had real heat stroke, you would not have puked because you would have been too badly dehydrated, and you would not have been coherent enough to get yourself to the trailer. In actual heat stroke the brain shuts down because it is almost literally being cooked in too-hot blood. Real…

For me, it’s a 2-way tie:

Oh, cry me a fucking river. You don't feel rich so you can't be rich. We've heard this self-serving horseshit from people like Mitt Romney way too many times before. Go boohoo to your friends at the coutnry club. Nobody else will give a shit about your I-didn't-spend-as-much-on-vacation-as-I-wanted-to rationalizations.

Everything my huge hairy pimpled ass. Middle class means you have to constantly make choices between paying for what you need and paying for what you want. You're either a very bad comedian or an even worse idiot.

Japan - supplying the world with 79% of its weird shit since 1949.