If you care to take another look farther up your own ass you will see that nobody in the entire world gives a shit what you think about anything.

Bite my ass. I proved that you're a liar and after that, nothing you say matters. Admit the truth. You're a weasel who deliberately misrepresents what other people say. You must be a patent lawyer and you're certainly a worthless turd.

Here's what you wrote: "A cop cannot shoot an unarmed suspect just because they are fleeing. It's unconstitutional" I pointed out in a roundabout way the inescapable fact that nowhere in the Constitution does it say any such thing. Thank you for revealing that you are an educated ass who cannot read other peoples'…

Also known as the Baby Ruth Bar Maneuver.

Not to mention the INSANE cost of a liquor license. If you look at the liquor prices alone, even with a markup of several hundred percent it takes years for the liquor sales to pay for that license.

Except for one thing, HELL YES. I don't give a rat's ass what it's called. I know that it is wonderful meat. The thing that prevents me from eating it is the fact that it is being fished into extinction and I don't want to be a part of that.

Why the fuck should they? The Ravens didn't do anything to Janay Rice. The NFL didn't do anything to her. They had NO responsibility for what happened to her so they don't owe her anything. THERE IS NO SUCH THING as collective guilt. That idea has been rejected by everyone with a brain in the entire world. Grow a…

I've read the US Constitution many times and I'm damned if I can find anything in it about police shooting people. Where the fuck did you get your copy? Out of a Nyquil overdose?

That's not a car. It's the groundbound equivalent of a GB racer - a steroid-raging engine with an operator's seat strapped on.

You forgot rattlesnakes, coral snakes, sidewinders, gila monsters, snapping turtles, alligators, lamprey eels, stonefish, and fire ants. Jeez, why the fuck would anyone want to live here?

With the possible exception of bacon, I'd personally rate veal above pork. But I'm a cruel and inhumane exploiter of baby cows. Sweet, tender, succulent baby cows that go so well with capers and white wine sauce.

Yes, alcohol was involved - in your case I think it was hog farm runoff coladas. A handful of brain parasites with every swallow.

Noodles? What kind of brain damaged mouth-breathing knuckle-dragging booger-eating pervert thinks that noodles are part of chili?

And you got hog farms that are turning the entire state into an aboveground cess pool and forcing people to truck in cleaner water from Love Canal. South Carolina exists only because God inhaled some dust on day 3 and He had to unclog his nose somewhere.

Jesus, it looks like your dog is being raped by a condor. Please burn that thing.

No horror story. Just wanted to say that compared to what's on this page, I've never had a really *bad* Thanksgiving, even when I was far from home and miserable. Thanks be to God. All of you who posted these things, I really hope your lives get better and stay better. Peace, shalom, salaam, or however you want it…

Unfuckingbelievable.

What the hell was that falling out at the 4:01 mark? I hope it wasn't the firing pin.

This is getting into roofs-collapsing-under-the-weight-of-the-snow territory. The insurance company execs are all staying up late working desperately on ways to deny coverage.

What's this "we" shit, white man? I had nothing to do with it. My friends and relatives had nothing to do with it. If you wanna hang a Titanic-size self-inflicted guilt trip around your neck because of things you were not involved in, stupid as that would be, you go right ahead. We weren't there and we are NOT…