This is too fucking much. Since the fuck when does a God damn sports executive have legal or moral authority over how a man disciplines his child? If this is allowed to stand then Sony and Google will start punishing employees over what schools they take their children to or letting their kids drink soda water. This…

Standing on them makes a fuckload more sense than eating them.

Adding sugar to grits is a regular thing in Appalachia. Got started way back when the corn wasn't so good.

I know about the BPA thing. But all the tests indicate that, like saccharine, an adult would have to ingest insane amounts before any identifiable effects arise. And the idea that one day of getting hot inside a car would cause the water in a bottle to become POISONOUS is batshit crazy. But that's what she actually…

You have been playing with some God damned odd nightcrawlers. :-)

This is true. A genuine alcoholic who is trying to recover doesn't dare eat anything that involves any alcohol in the cooking. If he gets even the tiniest whiff of any kind of booze it can set him off. Sometimes, in the case of a really serious alky, even believing he's tasted alcohol can trigger a relapse that can be…

No. There is no such thing as being allergic to red. He is allergic to the chemical that makes things red, maybe a dye or maybe just the natural chemical in some foods, like red peppers. It is an important distinction. Knowing you are allergic to one or more chemicals is medical knowledge. Thinking you are allergic to…

She'd get along famously with my father. His idea of grilling a steak is to turn it into a meat-smelling roofing shingle and then slather it with A1 sauce.

It is really, really awful that there are people who will believe that blenders will actually change the molecular structure of food. I know one such woman. She also refuses to use a microwave for anything because they cause molecules to break apart and form TOXINS! Like a lot of the lunatic fringe, "toxins" is one of…

In one of Terry Pratchett's books there's a scene where a woman who cooks in the opera house is trying to make a pasta dish when she's never cooked pasta before. She grumbles, "Wretched stuff. I've been grilling it for hours and it's still hard as nails."

Next time offer to bleach the red out and see what happens.

My grandfather would agree. He would look at the news about what businessmen and politicians were doing and he would say they were proof that more education does not make you smarter.

What in hell is the President supposed to do about something like this? I must have missed the Congressional vote that passed the law which gives him dictatorial powers over ports and longshoremen.

The main problem with that video is that it didn't show her naked.

Wow. A call to arms to defend the right to get hammered and abuse women. How revolutionary. Our right to act like animals in heat is threatened! Man the barricades! What a useful insight into the average students' assessment of the value of attending a big-name school.

No woman could possibly be more bad-ass than one who can do VAGINA BUBBLES FROM HELL.

"...and makes you thinks you're having a good time." Care to tell us how you know that, Rev?

When does the dog break through the floor of the doublewide?

I've known people like you. You go around daring other people to like you. Grow up. Stop thinking that you deserve rewards from other people. Unless you've made a deal, nobody owes you anything. You obviously don't like yourself. You obviously can't like yourself unless you have somebody else liking you for you.…

It would be more accurate to reverse it: people keep lying to themselves about they "want" to do things they don't really want to do, they've just swallowed some social bullshit about how they should want to do something, and then they keep looking for ways out. Nobody except a masochistic idiot actually wants to do…