Tell them the salt is all free-range and watch what happens.

Should have asked him if he wanted some Spotted Dick for dessert.

Good for them. If defective freaks want help having children they can pay for it themselves.

I've heard that one about Robert Kennedy, but not about John. Given the terribly crowded conditions when R was shot, it seems plausible. Are you sure you are thinking of the right Kennedy?

There is something wrong in that video. First off, a live 500 pound bomb should have produced a MUCH larger blast. Even if it contained only 100 pounds, that "blast" looked like somthing I'd expect from a single stick of dynamite. If it had been a live bomb, unless the cameraman was at least 100 meters away and…

Not to mention the fact that the end of carpet bombing means much greater safety for friendlies when they call in air support. They certainly could have used that during WWII, when the 9th Air Force was earning the nickname "American Luftwaffe."

But these are all fucknut conspiracy theories about things that actually have some discrenible connection to life today in this country. They are watered down by that tenuous connection to reality. You want to hear some really industrial strength nuttiness? Find someone who knows that everything is actually a secret…

We'll never get serious rail passenger service back because it simply isn't profitable. People are the worst cargo for a rail line, because per weight they require more space than any other cargo. They require amenities and services, which cargo doesn't. Passenger rail service has never even broken even unless it is…

"In the weeds" was a military term decades ago. As you may expect, it meant lost in tangled vegetation in a bad situation. It had different connotations in different services. In the Army or Marines it usually meant literally bogged down in heavy brush or swamp under fire. In the Air Force it meant skimming along at…

You can actually include the concepts "classier" and "wit" in your thoughts about college parties? Are you sure you are of this earth?

Yawn. As if childish slap fights mean shit.

"Chicken fried" means specifically coated in flour before deep-frying (as opposed to pan frying). If you call it just "fried" you could mean just dropping it in a skillet with no prepation.

Restaurants LOVE people like your grandfather. He lets them get rid of the science experiments that have been lurking in the back of the freezer since the kitchen was built.

'bout as shitty as some of the chicken fried saddle skirt you get in cheap restaurants down south. Some places, the real purpose of the coating is to ensure you can't see the meat, which may be a blessing.

Yes, but to this good day nobody has any idea why a Morris dancer is.

So if it's God's penis, that means that it's God that wants to fuck my neighbor's wife. Thanks for clearing that up for me.

And of course, Jack has no freakin' french fries.

I haven't had a vacation since 1998. I've NEVER bought a new car. I hope everyone involved in writing, editing, and printing that article dies of eye cancer.

Accept the fact that we live in an imperfect world and act accordingly. In other words, grow up and act like an adult.

Because the police are shit-their-pants afraid that they'll be hauled on the carpet by the review board if they didn't because letting her go might mean some little chance that she got away with something, and it's safer to cuff her and then release her than take the risk of some cause bunny start publicly screeching…