Damn, it must be horribly exhausting to find ways to be outraged over every single fucking thing in the entire world. You're the kind of feminazi harpy who can find an evil mysoginistic plot in disposable diapers. It is perfectly possible to both enjoy football and feel that Ray Rice should be in jail. The fact that…

The old cartoons were full of moral lessons. The bad guys lost and were punished. Bluto got beaten up for his crimes and his rotten treatment of Olive Oyl. Tom got his face flattened by a frying pan for trying to eat Jerry. Gargamel had to live in a state of constant frustration, knowing his life was utterly futile.…

I can understand why Rice isn't in jail where he belongs. This country if jammed full of shithead fools who think sports is more important than right, justice, law, decency, common sense, manliness, or humanity. What I don't understand is why that silly bitch married him. Did the punch cause her brain damage? Any…

Now THAT is a public service and a good use of tax dollars.

For those who might want to know, here's how to find the absolute WORST, most shudder-inducing throat-ripping want-to-spit-it-out-and-gargle-lighter-fluid coffee in the country: Go into a hospital intensive care unit, and hit the coffee pot in the nurses' break station. That sucker is never unplugged except for long…

I have a mutt who used to love swimming (he's too old now). We used to call him crocodog. He'd spend all day lurking in the shallows with just his eyes and ears and nostrils visible, trying to sneak up on us or the other dog.

Bubble-wrapped bubble butt. Whoever sold her that abomination is one hell of a con man.

I once heard a guy at a convention who had a Mexican accent so thick I suspect he trained in it, and he was running around speaking what was supposed to be Klingon. I really hope for his sake that he was playing it for fun because everyone in the place was choking to death trying to keep from laughing in his face.

All it needs is some chocolate chips and you got it all.

He knew the rules in that house. He broke them. Tough shit.

The real horrifying part of this is the fact that he is and will continue to be allowed to vote. Explains a lot about American politics, doesn't it?

With tasers readily available everywhere, why are there so many cops who pull a gun first?

Sometimes, my dog will fall into a sleep so deep I can grab his feet and drag him across the bed, and he never stirs a hair. This dog looks to be in the same league.

That was pedantic and strident to the point of being painfully dumb. You are saying that there is no point at all in learning *anything* about history unless you can know it all. Apply your rigid all or nothing approach and you are forced to learn nothing. At least learning the what is worth something. But since you…

Lots of discussion about whether or not she's really "racist" per se...can't we all just agree that she's a dangerously psychotic poisonous bitch?

I read the news article on those war games. Apparently our own navy has forgotten about PT boats but the Iranis haven't.

Why do they have to do anything to the plane other than load the ordnance?

This pot has been heating up for a long time and it finally boiled over. A situation like this doesn't develop unless there's a lot of people on both sides who have had too much and gotten fed up. Obviously there's been way too much hard feelings both directions between the police and the community for years and…

To everyone in the world: Please stop using the word "murder" for this. Whether or not it was murder has not been proven. You are not doing anyone any good by misusing such an emotionally loaded term when you have no proof. If you think you have proof that it really was murder, offer that to the Justice Department.…

It says she was released on bond. That means she was not imprisoned as the result of a jury verdict. She was not even tried. She was held in pre-trial confinement for 6 months before someone posted bond. Technically, she is not guilty of any crime until a jury convicts her, and that apparently didn't happen. It might…