Alex Jones goes public to explain how this is some kind of false flag operation in 3...2..1...

What's this "now" crap? TV shows have never been anything but an excuse to sell commercial air time. I remember when the stars of shows were required by their sponsors to do live ads for their products on-air. There was no such thing as a commercial break, they just went directly from the last line of dialogue into a…

How is the safety of Gawker's readers, writers, and women in general threatened by this? Is Gawker giving our your addresses? I feel sorry for you if you have to deal with the feces this cockroach drops in the Gawker mailbox, but distress and danger are not the same thing.

With or without cock?

It's not cute how sanctimonious some snotheads can be just because they have chosen to act in an unnatural manner.

Unfortunately, you can't take a break from the human race. As long as that exists, the Internet will always be this way.

Stay home. Simple, quick, easy, cheap, effective.

Said the sow who obviously squeals the loudest.

I've seen this in real life where I live. A group of eight 20-something females came in and was seated at a table near me. They spent the first 15 minutes texting people and taking pictures and calling other friends who weren't there. The waiter came to their table 3 times before he was able to get all their drink…

I like this idea. Add some patchouli and sandalwood and you got it all.

"Since Hamilton Nolan is off this weekend, it's up to someone else to not research, not consult with a local and, especially in this case, not be bothered to check Wikipedia."

They live in rundown shacks that have holes in the roof, the plumbing doesn't work, the dogs and children all have fleas and diet-deficiency diseases, and they buy cleaning supplies only when CPS threatens to take away the children again. The only things they spend money on are trucks and meth.

By what stretch of the imagination does the use of the word "literally" make this a joke? This may be the first time in years the word has been used in its real sense in an Internet post.

Damn, bitch, stop pretending your farts don't stink.

That post has caused a really ugly picture to form in my mind and I will never be able to think of Christmas the same way again. Damn you.

Hey, I found a piece of dry-aged steak in the cabinet under the sink. At least I think it's steak. It's aged enough I tied it to a stick and used it as a hammer. Let's use the Bloody Mary mix and the other stuff to make a marinade and have a cookout. First person to die wins a prize.

Horse abortion with pretzels. Yum.

I can't eat anything his restaurants make because I'm an adult, and an adult would rather starve than sink so low as to actually voice any of those asinine labels.

Keep digging. Every time you post you prove me right.

Where did he post his "manifesto"?