Asiago. Asiago is the king of cheeses, and should be used for all food preparation that is not cutting up a hunk of aged cheddar.

Some friends and I were discussing this last weekend. One said, I never swallow because someone told me it takes, like, seven years to digest. I suggested she might have misheard.

Just fantastic. Bravo.

Haha! He's got a good left, too, lemme tell you.

You're right. We need to find him right away and give him his Luckiest Boy of the Year award!