If only they were also both African-American and came from different moms....

that or something like "welcome1" because they never reset their default system password. Either way you don't really have to run a report, just walk by their desks and look for the sticky note taped to the monitor with the password written on it :P

They're not playing tonight, but I plan on seeing a lot of the Winterhawks games instead of the Trailblazers this season.

I don't know about you all, but I only listen to songs that have the word "tonight" featured prominently in the chorus.

Opps.

Meanwhile, at Google HQ.....

Jesus Christ, in the next two weeks we'll see the following bombshells out of Penn State:

Jopa-a-a-a-a

Wow, McQueary feels like he's caught in a 'very difficult situation'. I guess he can almost empathize with a 10 year boy being raped by a 70 year old man in the shower room of the Penn State foodball team after hours. Just almost.

Amazing and a credit to Costas' professionalism. Watching that clip again you could just imagine him thinking to himself, "Holy shit, did I just ask that? Did he just say that?". He probably thought Ashton Kutcher was going to jump out from behind a potted plant to tell him he'd been punk'd.

Just to play devil's advocate, it was probably the first time that mick ever saw a person having sex with another person and not a farm animal. I believe his actual words to Paterno were, "Aye neigh effen a shep arrrgghh a lian waz to be sin!"

He must have called Saul...

This isn't magic.

Some things need to go away...

"yeah, he really got ass raped"

Sandusky's asshole will soon be distraught.

It's funny because his dad allegedly molested young boys.

Actually, thank you for your lack of jokes, something that has been pretty rare around here for a while.

There's still time..

Downright Messerschmidtian....