@Skink: Are you new to Gawker?

Am I the only one who realizes that this picture is actually made up of 12 women who where photographed individually, posing with a hand up, then assembled in to the final shot at a later date?

@StinkyMcButt: Yes, the "Shit, where's the remote, this is totally killing the mood. Great now I feel like the worst pet owner in the world" commercial.

@Richard Starkey: Our society values fame and wealth. People in that position end up becoming role models whether they like it or not. To knowingly deceive people who looked up to you for so long, and so disgustingly, just makes it very difficult for them to ever look up to you again. So, it is partially about the…

@lousytv1: or him...

LeBron is black?

Don't know if many of you know this, but Dave Navarro witnessed some familia getting killed right in front of his eyes. He's a deep man.

@rah29: Thank you for writing this. Unfortuately, news outlets are totally incapable of presenting any idea that doesn't polarize their viewers. This is also a great antidote to the commentors who think posting, "Don't rape" is somehow enough.

@megmo: Agreed. How akward was it in that Return to Wasilla clip when Sarah went to hug Bristol? Bristol had this frozen half smil on her face, like she was thinking, "Please make this go quickly...". I guess it was supposed to make Sarah seem more touchy feely, but it did the exact opposite for me.

@tekufah98: Photobomber

Simple. Install weight bearing sensors in the rings that you hook the carseat in to. If your ignition is off for more than 5 seconds, the car alerts the driver.

I have to think it looked something like this:

I will always miss Tom Arnold's one ups to Salley's stories on BDSSP, like how going down on Roseanne turned him off to Mexican food for life... Good times.

@BullfightsOnAcid: You didn't know that every time Scott yells out 'Booyeah!' he means blowjob?

I had one of these boxes for a year when I lived by myself. I kept getting letters from Neilsen, but just tossed them thinking they were junk mail. Then one day this guy shows up with the box. They are very determined.

That was Kinski on an average Wednesday morning during filming. Herzog can deal with anything....

@JaneGalaxy: Nope, they just swapped him for guy #4 and put a jacket on him.

@bevraj of choice: You're assuming Oden has a career to become dead.

P.S. The money is in the ink.