Well, I fangirled after both of them pretty hard in my day, but it was acceptable then.

Yeah we can both agree that that's not gonna happen.

Whichever leaves you with more dignity.

mentally or in real time?

Gwyneth, texting your assistant to tell them to pick you up some red lingerie made from organic cotton hand-spun by yoga masters and sold in an exclusive Manhattan boutique for $5799 does not qualify as "sexing".

It depends on how far removed you are from your teens.

I don't know if I should feel more shame about fangirling HARD after Johnny Depp in my teens or about fangirling after Leonardo DiCaprio

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The small circle of friends I actually exchange real mail with all like that sort of thing, so it's more of a bonus than a deterrent. I do have several acquaintances who are always inviting me to their children's birthdays even though I hate that sort of thing, and I always give the kids a glitterbombed birthday card…

It's like your high school production of the most over the top mideval play and by God I fucking love the fuck out of it. It is everything the 16 year old that lives inside of me wants and deserves.

Gimme your address and I'll send you a shitload of glitter. TOTALLY FREE! Just pick a color.

I've been doing this sort of thing (but to friends, not enemies) for years, whenever I send a card. It's fairly easy to do and glitter doesn't get everywhere if you use a funnel. I can't imagine someone being lazy or glitterphobic enough to pay someone $10 to do it for them. :P

I stopped watching the show. Did Queen Mary and her ladies make it to Coachella?

And off down the Boy Meets World rabbit hole I go.

För a second there I thought you had eaten Chipotle Ice Cream, which could be glorious or insane. Or both.

Clarification already provided downthread.

I recommend Trader Joe's butter waffle cookies as an ideal delivery vehicle: light enough to not get in the way of the cookie butter and crisp so you get some texture contrast.

Now I'm pissed that I ever did suck a dick without demanding Ben & Jerry's as payment.