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Theres World Star MEXICANA? Where have I been?

Said Weber: "I was like, 'Who am I dealing with?'"

Because he makes Bryant Gumbel look like Malcolm X.

Yes, but it's not that easy for a black guy in Florida to stand his ground.

"Oh, wow. Thanks. But this is still as close as we'll ever get to it."

Double fisting with a single fist; that's how champions do it.

Because the only way you get to be the best player in the world is to play upfront or on the wing. Full stop. Only once has a goalkeeper won the world cup golden ball and that was Oliver Kahn who is one of the top 2 goalkeepers of all time.

LeBron would instantly become my favorite pro athlete if he actually made Dan Gilbert kiss both of his championship rings on TV during the signing press conference as part of his contract.

Could make him literally kiss the ring. In fact, they should televise it under that title. Oh my God please LeBron, I'm sure most of America would forgive you for the Decision.

Or this:

I didn't know we switched the meanings of "douche" and "hero."

Really? Why? I thought it was cool as hell to see the mind games between him and the penalty takers, get in their heads, mess with their flow.

Step 1: Every MLS club fields a professional youth team

Personally, I think you should go fuck yourself.

I'm not even American and I was proud of that performance. Absolute passion. Y'all deserved to win.

The Tim Howards are out of the World Cup...

Dear Tim Howard,