You know what that means.

Do you have any curveballs?

he can't even throw a good dance party.

Well, I guess that's one way...

Not pictured: Papa John passed out on the club floor.

No New Fans

He must have fallen on her face

Gentlemen, which brings me to my next point. Don't smoke crack.

I want a video of two of them playing each other. "A strange game. The only way to win is not to play."

Yeah, well, Sporting KC gave up a goal in the 2nd minute to Orlando City tonight. FUCK.

C - russell