Question, do they ever specify what type of doctor he was? Was he just a general practice doctor?

Eunice was awesome.

"I see a kitten...gasping for air..."
"You looked so serene...I made breakfast, darling!!"
"So...do you like cheese?" "More than any other animal by product."

...I feel like I should be slightly ashamed for having these quotes memorized.

Back in the day, it was greasy food. Coke and french fries. The saltier and greasier the fry was, the better.

Now I just make sure I drink a lot of coconut water or pedialyte before and after drinking. I can't drink like I used to..haha. Someone suggested dramamine to prevent nausea, but I don't know about that...

Is that a cheek piercing on Amanda Bynes?! Whaaaaat????

AB you are making me sad. She's the Man is my favorite movie of all time. I AIN'T EVEN GUILTY ABOUT IT. I saw it in the theaters and got the DVD as a present. I spent one college winter break at home watching it at least 10 times. (Oddly enough, I couldn't stand…

Bahahahaha!! Ralph Fiennes!! That last bit is killing me here. Thank you for making my Friday morning at work much more enjoyable, hahaha.

The BBC P&P series is AWESOME.

I'm 25 now, and back in college, my roommates and I would regularly marathon it. Booze, snacks, Colin Firth, WHAT MORE COULD YOU ASK FOR?? ...clearly we went to the hardcore college parties...

"She is tolerable I suppose, but not handsome enough to tempt me."

Most likely because you have an older version of a boombox. You can't woo the ladies with antiquated boomboxes.

Ba-dum, pssh!!

...sad thing is, I really did amuse myself in my cubicle with my comment. I'm still chuckling. I'm way too easily amused.

See I'd rather watch Clarissa Explains it All the movie instead of Sabrina the Teenage Witch. I was NOT fan of the last few seasons :|

Besides, there was already a Sabrina the Teenage Witch movie that came before the TV show.

Drive Me Crazy!!

That movie drove me crazy though...MJH had like a lazy eye thing going on and everytime they did a close up, my eyes would start watering for some reason.

But the movie made me go through a brief period in HS where I was in love with The Donnas.

Aye Dios no way. The only time I ever fall asleep with my bra on is when I accidentally fall asleep with my day clothes on.

The second I get home from work, if I'm not doing anything after, I set the girls free. Sag schmag

PUPPIES!!! I WANT ALL THE PUPPIES!!!

You make me wanna post a picture of my 7 month poodle/terrier mix baby! She's so fluffy and cute and adorable...

...ahem...carry on.

ALERT THE MEDIA!!!

We must set up charities! Foundations! A walk to bring awareness to these distraught boob accosted boys!

It's an epidemic!! Who will think of these young boys?!

"wanted to know what I should do to make them feel better if they were distraught"

. . .Oh yes, because they were SO clearly distraught when they were sharing the picture to their fellow classmates.

I can't even...

"Help help! I'm being oppressed!"

You know what's weird? Seeing your college classmate as a model for American Apparel.

See I don't think the pendant is that bad.

The placenta teddy bear on the other hand, skeeves me out a tad (okay, I'll be honest, a lot).

Now I'm the one gagging because you posted the picture of it.

JFC!!!

You had to put the picture up, didn't you???

The pendant looks cute. THIS looks...the opposite of cute.

::gag:: :|

PLACENTA TEDDY BEAR.

BOOM.

I still have nightmares.

No mention about the teddy bear made out of placenta?

GOOGLE IT. IT'S REAL.

After seeing that, the breast milk pendant doesn't gross me out as it would have otherwise.

I really want to know what goes through people's though processes to come up with these ideas. Perhaps it's because I'm not a parent, but I really cannot…

Oooh, I don't believe I've heard of Illamasqua or MUFE...can I find them in Sephora, or just hunt for them online?

Do you use any lip primer before applying it? I don't understand what's wrong with my lips. My friend and I got the same Stila red, yet mine bleeds out, and hers stays matte the whole night. Am I just…