Gods dammit, I told them not to network the frakking computers!

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Might I suggest a hobby?

Hi, I'm Johnny Cab, where can I take you today...

I feel like there are a lot of words I could use to describe you, but the winner right now is "gross."

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Actually, the entire thing is an error, because none of it happened, because it's a work of fiction, and not-possible shit occasionally happens in fiction.

Thanks for the explanation Jason. I'll go into space with you anytime but not to the movies.

"marine biologist [...] discovered the remains"

This morning I made a piping hot cup of disappointment for my husband. Rich black disappointment, tinged with regret and a sense of impending loss, served piping hot with two sugars and some cream.

I made this sandwich for both these idiots.

Okay, I follow a Paleo diet and here's why: I don't think humans (or any terrestrial vertebrates) have evolved enough to fully digest any organism that originated after the Permian-Triassic extinction event.