My friend used to be an EMT for an ambulance service contracted to various venues in NYC to be on standby in case of emergencies, so she was always backstage. She said that Meatloaf was an ENORMOUS drama queen and they were told to be standing by with oxygen at all times because he would get so worked up that he would…

I would argue that the Patriots are no longer middling at defense, but good. They are #2 in Points Allowed, #6 in Rush Yds/Gm, #15 in Pass Yds/G, and #9 in Total Yds/G.

Oh you meant his more athletic brother, got it.

I read a bit of Hagar’s recollections of that tour; he said Dave was super-weird, and basically has no actual human personality beyond his ridiculous persona. (Side note: though I don’t really like any of his music, Sammy at least comes off as a relatively decent dude; I love that his main purposes in life are to chug…

I used to work at a big event center in Austin and one night they put me in the back where the band bus parked to make sure fans didn’t try to sneak past the barricades catch the band getting back onto the bus after the show. It was Alabama, a big country band that I knew jackshit about, but I was instructed to only…

That is so perfect because — and you guys all need to star this so it gets seen — Meatloaf played the Australian Football League Grand Final in 2011 (at the time we all thought it was as awful an idea as you all reading this do, fuck knows who in the league office thought that he was the man of the hour), and…

To be fair, soggy meatloaf is the worst.

I’d say he was all 9/11'd out by 2006. He’s no Giuliani.

Let what happen? The rain? YOU MONSTER

I died laughing at the “huge pants”.

Baseball is the only sport that actually looks like America.

Wait, who said this was Westworld’s big twist? I don’t even think it was top 5 in terms of big twists. In order of things that I think were a bigger twist:

It’s a soggy valentine, but I still love it to bits.

They don’t make films like this any more (since they made One From the Heart.)

Not many people know this but Milwaukee actually comes from an old Ojibwe word meaning “Yeah, but what about Black on Black crime?”

Additionally, the show has revealed how many players appear to shun basic science.

I'm guessing if they can't find him he was probably an eligible lineman.

“Build someone a fire and they’re warm for an hour, but set someone on fire and they’re warm for the rest of their life.”