It's not supposed to make the sound; you just leave the parking break on.

Clarkson's P45

Interesting. I wonder what basketball would look like in New York.

Having the video autoplay is a dick move.

Yeah, actually, all of those are crazy pants. Eh, most political sites are cesspools in the comments section.

Travelling or not, she still drives a hell of a lot better than Laura Bush.

Here is the tweet of the day on NFL Black Monday:

Beer/Wine/Liquor (to someone who doesn't drink)

I'm not saying they're bad. I was less than impressed with mine as a sole Christmas present.

I got this.

Dr. J: Oh yeah, I liked her, she gave good head. Whenever I needed a blowjob, all I had to do was show up at her house. One day though, she had all this metal shit on her busted teeth and I couldn't fit my dick in there. So I stuck it in the other place.

To-do List:

104 miles southwest of Bristol is also the directive on Levi Johnston's restraining order.

A bag from Kay Jewelers.