Have a Pink Triangle. 

I am pretty sure that’s just him. 

And a Tattoo that he thinks says “Peace” in Chinese.

I think he found Jesus. That’s ruined a number of careers.

I love Gronk, but his spirit animal is a set of Truck Nuts.

• glib and superficial charm
  

The Love Guru is what you get when no will or can tell you something isn’t funny.  

I was thinking the same thing. He only appears in full costume now. Never as himself. 

Wiccan (Pagan) Wedding. They’re actually pretty cool. This poor woman needs help, but a Hand Fast is a real thing.

I know these stories are fun and all, but this woman clearly is deeply mentally ill and needs help.

My son is 6'5" and my nieces top out at 4'10". This reminds me of thanksgiving.

Tom Brady has won more games in buffalo since 2001 than any of the Buffalo QBs.

Speaking as someone who is allergic to shrimp and needs to switch it out in seafood meals, I would like to say go fuck yourself. I am not a snowflake, I just don’t want to die. 

With Great Bottom Power comes Great Bottom Power Responsibility.

Butternut Squash sounds better... 

I would never act that way. I saw a black guy was arrested. By your logic then, all black guys are criminals?

I buy a 3-4 year old e-class every 3-4 years. It’s a great car for the money. I got my last one for 60% of original MSRP. 4 years later it’s still worth 25% of original MSRP. 

Raiders. Definitely the Raiders.

“risking his life to hit new altitudes and reach the Earth’s atmosphere” should that be “risking his life to hit new altitudes and reach the edge of Earth’s atmosphere”? Not to be all Dwight Schrute...