BookWrangler
BookWrangler
BookWrangler

Sliding in your DMs like

What a save!
What a save!
What a save!

Me right now.

The Knight-enchanter was effectively unkillable at later levels. Melee attack that recharges your barrier, combined with the short barrier CD and a bunch of other widgets, would usually result in me being able to take down dragons several levels higher than myself with the rest of my party watching the floor.

They are consistently models of their Christian values in their homes, their communities, and their churches.

I've been using this one all day

“We’re not saying it’s not rape but victimblamevictimblame, probably extortion.”

“Claire, did you bring your kneepads?”

That’s one gay lion...

Sheeran can always add to it once he finds that special someone...

yeah like one time I drank 12 diet cokes and no water and fainted and had to go to the ER but i didn’t blame my job for that because i’m the idiot who drank 12 diet cokes

My entire aesthetic could be described as “poor man’s olsen twin”

I’m poly, and I definitely take issue with defining the relationships I have outside my marriage as “cheating.” My boyfriend and my husband are friends (and I’m friends with my boyfriend’s wife). We hang out together, have playdates with our children, and are completely open and honest about what we’re doing. Not sure

I’m annoyed that Donald Trump is forcing me to defend Megyn Kelly, but here we are.

When he says “angry” and “blood coming out of her wherever” what he means is “a woman calmly disagreed with me based on facts and she’s too good-looking for me to insult her attractiveness.”

Waxing causes less bumps, smoother skin, and less itching when it grows back. Even if you can't pay someone to do it for you (WHO WANTS TO DO THAT FOR A LIVING?) you can wax at home using the pre-waxed disposable strips. They cause less pain and mess than a pot of hot wax. Trim the hair first and then wax.