Careful now. People have been known to get crabs from vending machines.

So that's how the Grand Canyon was formed.

Yes, but where's the mountain?

Really no more goofy-looking than Bowers & Wilkins' top-of-the-line 800 Series Diamond.

"These aren't the kind of watch that look like they can put up with a rough time..." Sure they are. They aren't exactly jewelry, or high-end watches like Movado or Omega. And they look like they can endure more abuse than a smartphone could.

This will add to my collection, which includes a hat with integrated magnifying glass.

@muyiwa: Don't you mean, "doesn't sound" awesome?

When you actually read the article referenced above, that's not what it says.

My first cell phone.

You have to be skeptical all the way through to guard against opportunistic duping. For example, knowing that many readers will be following the advice to check with Snopes, some crafters of bogus emails include proclamations that the "information" contained therein was checked with Snopes and found legit. It's…

The LCD had better pop up/out, or there's a 90 degree problem here. Hard to imagine people paying $300 for that.

That's true...but why would you assume they might?

Why has it become epidemic in America that people who don't fully understand what others do, and who couldn't do their jobs if their lives depended on it, still feel themselves qualified to pronounce judgment upon them?

From the few times I've checked in on network sitcoms in the past coupe of decades, it would appear that DEviaNT would have a much better hit rate than modern sitcom writers. (The Office and Seinfeld being a couple of notable exceptions.) Constant innuendo, letting the show's premise/setup do most of the work and…

11 years, eh? That would put you among the recent adopters. I first heard it in the '70s. It doesn't bug me that people don't realize how old it is.

"Hilarious?" To quote Wil Smith:

Mail mentions this in the startup notes. I use it enough that I added the Bounce button to my toolbar (via "Customize Toolbar...").

What does this have to do with ditching iTunes? I buy tracks from Amazon all the time, and they integrate with iTunes seamlessly. Just follow the instructions in Amazon's downloader.

Don't worry. He's in line to lose his back door virginity in a huge way.

Some clarifications are in order.