BREAKING: COMBAT SPORTS ATTRACT AGGRESSIVE INDIVIDUALS

Such an oddly hostile reaction to a joke.

Hockey is fine. It doesn’t need more scoring. It’s supposed to be difficult to score. That adds to the excitement and the heartbreak. It’s what makes hockey so great.

This is a silly, ridiculous debate that’s never going to go anywhere, we’ve talked about it a million times and is just about as old as the sport itself.

Hockey is fine. It doesn’t need bigger nets.

had an overseas stint in the Polish American Football League

He’s all about his kids and gang bangs.

Small correction:

“Here’s what offensive linemen Joe Staley...”

You mean Joe Thomas, future HOFer. Were you listening to Alice in Chains while typing this up?

Maybe this is our revenge for the Stamp Act, or something? IT’S THE 1-6 FUCKHOLES VS. THE 2-5 DICKJIZZ STREAMING LIVE ON ASK JEEVES!

Also Rogers’ way of doing business. They do own half of the Maple Leafs, after all.

Exactly. Was fun while it lasted.

This is good kinja.

“Word”

I’m already cringing at the inevitable Bob Costas smarm piece about how valient Volquez was to fight through this, etc etc. Ugh, the media is the worst. I wish we could just watch sports without any pregame or announcers or any of that shit. . .

The amount of “Edison Volquez’s father died” stories on here this morning is absurd. Next topic, PLEASE!

Didn’t realize it was possible, but this story is less interesting than the game of baseball itself.

Or, any other city that has a high volume public transportation system.

That wasn’t a fight. One fan was kind of talking trash, turned around because he thought it’d be some jawing, and that guy just came in and sucker punched him. That’s assault. Not funny, and the reason I don’t go to fucking NFL games with 70K Tommy Toughnuts walking around.