It was a total disaster. Not only were both teams horrific, the officials didn't really know what they were doing.

The parents will be sending the kids up in weather balloons in no time.

You need a trigger warning on this post, I'm having negative flashbacks to that stupid fucking Christmas jammies song from last year.

IF there's a more unlikable player in the NFL than Gronkowski, I can't think of him.

Namaste

"who was never not a very good hockey player when he was healthy."

"You call that tanking?" - Patrick Roy

Well, with Eichel waiting in the wings (and lighting it up in Hockey East), I think everyone is tanking as much as possible for a remote shot at one of those two

Considering that it was likely just a series predicated on Josh looking into the camera and making .0 faces I think we'll be alright for having been spared.

I'm glad his dad no longer has opportunities to fly his family around. Sheesh.

@michiganfan I am forwarding these comments to Dave Brandon at your university.

Wait. Is She-Gambit a thing? Fuck you. You made that up. You drew that in study hall in sixth grade and hope Kevin Feige is gonna see it and hire you. I know how this shit works. THEY NEVER CALL, MAN. LET IT GO.

He has also made peace with two princes. +1

That was excellent. If you would like to make additional comments such as this, just go ahead now.

I'm afraid they're going to end up in the same situation as the 2007 Rockies, getting so incredibly hot that they run train to the World Series, and then have to wait 7-10 days for the NLCS to finish, and there goes all the momentum. But I'm sure as hell enjoying their ride in the meantime, I'm totally on the Royal…

I posted this when the story hit a few days ago, but I'll say it again . . . did you HEAR this guy's head hit the floor? Did you freaking HEAR it? The sound is between :09 and :10, and it is horrifying. If you have speakers or headphones, you will be sickened.

I come to Deadspin for informative and hilarious commentary and articles. I don't come to Deadspin to listen to some homer write an article with a bs title and whiny complaints. Bad calls went both ways. Oregon is not the #2 team in football.

"You're welcome." —Cutty

Bautista has two daughters, no sons, and they are too young to be hackers. http://www.torontolife.com/informer/featu…

This is all about sucking, so I'll begin with me, in a parking lot...