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Every time I watched a Ravens game I was hoping to see Sandra Bullock and Tim McGraw in the stands cheering on their son.

Tide comes in, tide goes out, Sun comes up, Sun goes down, Prince Fielder eats, Prince Fielder shits. You can’t explain that!

Joey Crawford heart attack impression?

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The 2015 Cavs are morphing into the 2004 Pistons.

Big Boys Camp = Boys Camp + drugs/alcohol + 10-20 yrs. of arrested development

Is it too late for Sir Charles to slap an old teammate upside the head?

Sit down Dwight! Marlins Man can’t see!

With J.C. J.R., all things are possible!

“He is like a cold, Finnish clam. Quite tasty too. Yes, a tasty, cold, Finnish clam.”

Tawanna Mann?

How does Mark Ingram have time to be an NFL running back and AD at UAB?

Harden has some sort of basketball bipolar disorder. He’s two completely different players at times.

The janitor who’s been fucking the mannequin ass after hours is going to be embarrassed that you outed him. At least he cleans up after himself!

Ah Tony Trump, Donald’s long lost brother and bitter rival!

Caption: “When keeping it Hasek goes wrong.”

“I also believe that Trout is the best in Angels history. Salmon is also good, but doesn’t have the same robust flavor.”

“I have an idea, unlimited red flags! We can challenge every aspect of every play. I know it will slow the game down, but I really think fans will enjoy it. They already watch football all day so why not have an eight hour game??”

In related news, Tony Kornheiser has been sentenced to 50 years in prison on child pornography charges.