"FGK: Fuck, Gronk, Kill" The latest in Gronk erotica, now available on Amazon.

Kriss Kross wore their clothes backward and these guys spell their name backwards. I'm sure Kriss Kross were "determined to stick around for way longer" too.

Somehow I can see the Bucs taking him #1 so he can be comfortable by staying in Florida. All the free crab legs and MRSA you could want!

Considering the khakis are moving to Ann Arbor, I would say it was a neatly pressed release.

Hail Hydra!

Was expecting to see an FC after Toronto Raptors. Disappointing.

"but I don't know if I can't wait to until the playoffs for Dallas to be miserable." Me talk pretty one day!

Don't forget Covington Stanwick!

Another pass to the ghost of KG.

"Civilization is built ENTIRELY on people fucking other people over." FTFY

Even Rory Fitzpatrick thinks this is bullshit.

TCU and Baylor are in an unfortunate spot, but I will definitely enjoy seeing OSU get stomped by Alabama. Beating up on Wisconsin with your third string QB proves that the Big Ten is vastly overrated, but well connected with the selection committee.

Kessel hasn't blown up this bad since he hit the Taco Bell bathroom at 3am.

"Who's Penalty Kill Subban?" — Chris Pronger

Belichick: "Only stars can wear 69, Gronk."

Somewhere RichRod is laughing...and winning...mostly winning.

Florida man, Phuc Kieu, attempted the rape of another Florida man, Sum Ting Wong.

Just off camera was Pete Carroll clapping slowly.

Born out of an explosion of joy? Aren't we all?