I was thinking he replaced Rokus along the way. Unless he has five TVs?

Build an HTPC instead of buying five Roku boxes. You save money in the long run and it's compatible with everything.

Aren't the Islanders still sending checks to the corpse of Rick DiPietro?

"Only a poor craftsman blames a tool (like Dale Scott)." — Matt Carpenter

Can you blame the guy? Nobody takes Josh.0 seriously.

Why are Jose Bautista's sons hacking people on Twitter?

I two can't wait for this matchup of to impressive pitchers too begin.

The Spin Doctors will never have another hit single with that kind of talk.

"I take offense to someone calling me Dark Guy. I'm a man, dammit!" — Liam Neeson

They're also offering faculty/staff a ticket package:

"CYA? Count...Your...Attorneys??" — Roger Goodell

57. Nate Silver - Prefers numbers, rather than humans. Runs Grantland 2.0 - Math Edition. Won't embrace Bill Simmons' unrequited love.

"You could probably guess what was on the tape, given that the other tape shows Ray Rice dragging his unconscious fiancée out into the casino lobby." This is the same red flag that everyone threw on the field and Goodell chose to ignore. Now, after slow-mo instant replay, he has reversed the obvious shitty call on…

"Hey, two lives are ruined." — Mike Ditka, after drafting Ricky Williams

OJ's long forgotten evil twin was the culprit after all.

The world needs to come together and build an Olympic City that will host both summer and winter games every two years from now on. I realize this is a fantasy, but it would be the most practical way of using resources.

Third or fourth article I've read on not blowing up the Sharks. Do hockey writers have talking points?

Gets traded, has to wear a different number, performs seppuku.

After watching the Seattle game they initially tagged him as a ghost, but later changed it to tight end.

"He clearly has no motor and will never win at anything. Maybe if everyone else stayed home he'd win." — Richard Petty