My roommate is a conversation rambler like crazy. I don't know about when your roommate is high because that can change things, but I usually end a convo by saying we'll pick this up later because I have x to do. I'll try that a few time before, if that doesn't work, just acting entirely disinterested until she gets…

I still have an original iPhone, and while it still works (hopefully for the next 9 days), it's gotten noticeably slower and data doesn't function 100% of the time. Needless to say, I've been waiting for months to upgrade, and I'm getting too impatient with having to turn it off three times a day to get data to work…

Oh my GOD I know. They fall off in every interview she does. It's not sexy at all.

SO PLEASED that Kyle Chandler won for Friday Night Lights. That show never got the credit it deserved.

I always heard that cosmetics sales went up in a recession because they were little luxuries and relatively inexpensive, as opposed to very expensive things that a person used to buy. Buying nail polish replaces that big item and is still fun, but it's just $2-$8.

My best friend's last name actually is Cooter. Everyone always chuckles when I tell stories about him.

I DON'T KNOW! But I'm missing it, too. Maybe mirrors?

Just be thankful your last name isn't actually Cooter.

If I'm not a huge fan, do you think I watch it? (I have seen like, 1 episode, ever, and was done with that real fast). But what I do see of her when she isn't on The Shore is pretty cool.

I'm not a huge fan of the party-ridiculousness that is Jersey Shore, but Snooki does really well on her press tours. She's kind of awesome, in my opinion, when she isn't trashed.

No, no, we can only get "Allergic to Algebra" on a shirt. Nothing intellectual, please! Then it can't be surrounded by hearts and pink.

Still a super cool way to join the 27 club. Fame doesn't matter once the world has ended.

Women of Hooters aren't sluts! They're on a whole different level. Shaming them and making fun of them is TOTALLY OK.

I honestly saw it as not sarcastic, but the phrase "extremely preoccupied" seemed like it could add a sense of sarcasm to the comment. That was really what made me do a double take and rethink what she was saying.

I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not...

Blue Bell is sold in Tennessee!!! Mostly just at Krogers, though.

To me, if my (hypothetical) boyfriend were to ask, I would think that it's more about asking to be accepted into the family, rather than asking to take the daughter away. I know that in my family, significant others integrate themselves into our family unit more than taking the person they are dating out of the family…

Adele is fantastic. In my opinion, her sound would fit the bond series pretty spectacularly.

No it's super funny!

your image is broken and I'm dying to see it!