Instagram back up camera? Hooray!!!

Polished aluminum, paint is nothing but useless weight.

There is a ridiculously short AMX wallpaper on the same website, nice find.

A Sienna Brown BMW coupe. They believe that brown will soon be fashionable again, and they will be right.

Road, trail... use your favourite term.

Logging roads on public land. Hundred of miles maintained by private logging entrepreneurs but open to the public and virtually deserted. The absence of law enforcement mean that everything you do there is legal, right?

That look like a white GMC van, late 70's/early 80's.

Too much pillars, not enough fender turn signal.

Scroll down just a bit :p

Helium?

Lovely cropped... I LOVE the current Gawker comment system.

You can't put more classiness in a single picture.

My planet need me upstairs.

There is one automatic for sale in my area. Clean but relatively expensive for a 33 years old econobox...

Yes, if he stretch enough the definition of "car buying advice" , a Mitsubishi Precis can be considered to be Jalop-worthy. Plenty of room for a bike engine under that hood.

One last horribly biased piece of car advice.

Only a true Jalop will understand why you insist to keep on the road the last unloved child of a dead brand.

Excellent choice.

Relatively cheap, quite rare, classy look and tunable to ludicrous Veyron speed, I suggest the ur-S4.

Taiga Metallic