(BTW, someone need to make a gif of this guy: )

Ok, you win.

Definitively an automotive gif.

I have no idea, but this is one seriously unimpressionable elderly.

I have a fondness for this one too for some reason.

Of course.

This is the 800mm Gustav [en.wikipedia.org]

Sorry, I'm late.

"Snowbanks are your friends"

Nibbles.

Or, get one of these. Fear is the best stimulant.

Chocolate covered coffee beans, with a nap on rest area or highway ramps when the nod begin to be worrying.

One last submission.

Excellent choice. Bridges and power lines will probably require a carefull planing though...

Or maybe:

Of course.

Road 381 from Baie St-Paul to La Baie in Québec, a.k.a. Nowhere to Nowhere. 110 km of completely deserted twisty mountain road, excellent North American alternative to the Nordschleife.

No, no. 25% is exaggerated. Only 20% in my case, a bargain!

Go back to your spelling class before your teacher catch you.

I'm disappointed.