She must have crashed it by now, the pain is over.

Am I doing this right?

Hundred of miles on every possible terrain, I can't think of a better place to test car limits.

or the Targa Tasmania.

Montreal.

Indeed.

These damn elderly can jump on the road in the blink of an eye, be aware.

Obligatory.

Breaking is uncool.

You will not believe how vicious our spruce can be in Quebec.

Any Ford/Chevrolet/Dodge/Jeep off road club.

Bah, I could have easily finished my day without being aware of this story, but this is not the Gawker business plan.

What does it have to do with cars?

The embarrassing thing is, I was the rich kid at the high school in 2000. I worked 30h/week, 40 in the summer and when everyone drove a 10 years old civic, I bough myself a shiny, almost new... bone stock 1998 Hyundai Accent.

Difficult to chose one, but I think than I will take the Ferrari 599. [jalopnik.com]

Voilà:

That wasn't this one, but still awesome.

Where is that .gif of the old man, is cigarette and a rally car crash when I need it?

A venerable 4'11 lady driving with the eyes a quarter of a inch above the steering, looking stttttttttttraig ahead and cruising 10mph below the speed limit.

Almost every car than I lust for stopped to depreciate 4 years ago :(