This Dutchman:

This really is a car that looked best when first released and just got uglier as they tacked shit onto it. In fact, I’d say that happens with a lot of British sportscars. Why do they do that?

I thought you were exaggerating. But then I read this about Clarkson in Piers' column:

WRONG SIR. The correct music for this situation should have been THIS.

This question is too obvious, lets make it interesting:

Because 'murica.

Audi A3 / S3.

The Colorado/Canyon in any form other than base 2WD.

And the Envoy XUV. One idea, two bankrupt car companies.

I've not ever had the misfortune of working with any of these.

But when I saw Lucas, my blood ran cold.

Renault Clio V6 Phase 2, I just find every angle of this car as just awesome, the blades, exhaust and that v6 note is just pant soiling to me.

"I choo-choo-choose cocaine"

It's metric, and so it's a craptonne.

Basically a Top Gear UK Vietnam special, but it's a race around the world.

I'd be interested in a show that is part documentary part TG which would detail brands in hour long segments. Something that really shows the heritage of the cars we see today and what they have evolved from. Just for an example: Lamborghini