Be Canadian

5.) Chevrolet Chevette

Remember when EVERYTHING could be had as a 3 door hatchback? Bring THAT back.

No

Oh, you mean the DRAIN BATTERY switch?

I'll just leave this here and let Subaru owners nod their head in agreement.

Here's an example of shrinkage.

One man's "interesting design" is another man's "bloated, droopy, bland mess." And I'm 24. Don't stereotype. I see you also like the new Hyundais, so we're just not going to agree here.

But...but...hatchback :(

Ford cloning aside, is anyone else getting tired of these swoopy swoop swoop front ends? Give me some honest straight lines, please.

I'd like to suggest that perhaps we've been doing double-clutch transmissions wrong this whole time.

The artwork is a little 5-minute-photoshop, but I can definitely refine it. The idea, however, is there:

Here is my submission, I think we all understand :(

Another play on the Lambugatti meme:

it has to be this

A picture of the pedals on a manual car with the words "No, its not the parking brake"

You could steal one of these from way back when, they were pretty awesome.

Me and my 92 metro roadster.