Did you have a problem with the original WaPo headline? Which literally says that all women would would be safer married? Or do you only have a problem when ridiculous generalizations are made about men?

My satire brings all the trolls to the yard...

You are welcome to think untrue things.

I prefer notating my single/never been married (read: "spinster") status outright. How else will men know to beat me up??

why u mad tho

So the original WaPo headline that kicked off this whole thing was this. I'm pretty sure Kate was using her headline to make a point about those that would twist data to draw broad, unrealistic, laughable conclusions.

Also satire.

Just in case people miss the satire: She's not actually advocating banning all men, she's making an absurd suggestion to counteract the absurd suggestion that if teh womenz would just stop slutting it up and get married there would be an end to violence and sexual assault.

But, but, but, but .... you've missed the point.

The report doesn't say that it never happens. You need to find another place to grind your ax.

Here's their new, improved headline.

Maybe it's just me, but all I can see are child brides in their wedding portraits. Those poses are super creepy and couple-y. Not how I looked when I posed with my dad at my wedding, or any pictures. Ergh.

Nipples aren't evil.

I think she looked amazing. It's not like she wore this at the Nickelodeon Kid's Choice Awards. I say good for her. Nipples aren't evil. Even lady nips.

My number for when boyonfire is home vs when I'm alone vary drastically.

Maybe this helmet on her head is preventing the spirits from reaching her brain.

Because they are children. They do not have the mental capacities of adults and still have developing brains. Trying children as adults is both inhumane and ineffective.