I'm traveling abroad on my own this summer. I've decided to take a bikini. It's the first two piece I've had in 10 years. I'm so over covering my body because it doesn't look "right". So, fuck it. That's all.

Disagreeing with her political positions doesn't make sexist attacks acceptable.

Ugh, well here goes nothing:

Love that the wizards or whatever call out Jezebel in that thread. Because we are obviously the issue here.

Silly me. I forgot that fat girls are supposed to be crying into their fat rolls while lying about being sexed up by hot tattooed muscle boys. I mean, in no ways could fat girl be charming, sexy, funny, intelligent, beautiful, witty, or all of the above.

Basically it sounds like he wants the old school Don Draper style relationship, where he fucks every chick in sight and she sits at home wondering why he's late for dinner.

If you're not happy with your current relationship, moving to an open one pretty much just means "permission to shop around for my next partner while avoiding the bad feels of having to sleep alone after a breakup."

My favorite is when they say stuff like "oh it's good you've started working out" hidden subtext "we're worried about you getting dates". Yeah I work out because it makes me feel better mentally, but THANKS.

But it's not fair!!!! My stupid fat girlfriend is getting way more action than me!!!

because it sounds like it could easily be a guy with a kind of cuckolding fetish who wants to talk about it a lot

I've done it too... and some how ended up hooking up with BOTH people in the relationship. Fucking nightmare city.

OMG, right? It's like the guys obsessed with rating women. They are always 6's or below but convinced they "deserve" this perfect, Kate Upton-style 10 (although—mind you—a skinnier version, amirite??). And then they rail on and on about how "unfair" it all is and how women have all the power. If they would just…

Or they are just completely gobsmacked that their ideal is not every man's ideal. Like it's breaking fucking news that some dudes prefer fat chicks.

He's lost her. He doesn't know it yet but he has. Game over dude.

I know there's a "happy ending" to all this, but this made me very sad:

Most guys who think they "settled" have no idea that they actually hit the jackpot for their attractiveness level until there is some sort of rude awakening.

I think my favorite part is "the open relationship has gotten way too unfair towards me" because it sums up the straight guy sense of entitlement to a T.

Ha! As a big girl, I'm always amused by the amount of interest my skinny girlfriends get in their (nonexistent) love life, while I sit quietly by knowing how much more action I'm getting, but no one would ever suspect because I'm not a size 4.