Oh, to be that lamp...

But really though? Really? Have you ever met a self-proclaimed visionary artist dude that wasn't a complete douchecanoe in a relationship? Because every one I've ever dated totally was.

This x 1000.

I think I stood up in front of my computer and clapped for that episode. Bless Jon Stewart and bless you for this gif.

That sounds like an utter nightmare. So glad it's better!

Because if vaping doesn't have any of the negative side effects of smoking (aside from nicotine addiction), how will non-smoking asshats continue to feel morally superior to smokers?

That's... a brilliant point.

The MRAs are really helping spread the word about misandry, BUT WHO WILL TAKE UP THE CAUSE OF FISHANDRY?

This x 1000.

I just assumed they saw this as "more diverse":

Jezebel isn't a monolith. Some of the contributors get body issues really right, like Lindy West. On the other hand, everything Tracie writes has an sanctimonious air of condescension. So we take the good with the bad.

If there's one thing Tracie excels in, it's telling other people how their fucking up parenting.

A-freaking-men. What works for one child may not work for another, and the same goes for parents. So over the judgemental tone of this article.

Obligatory.

It's a reference to his comments about Sandra Fluke awhile back.

My love for him is overwhelming.

I'm glad I'm not the only one who immediately thought of Cyril Figgis on this one.

I made it to 1:39 and proceeded to do this: