“I hert myself today.”

Man, I hate that 2020 740i. What a hideous monstrosity. You couldn’t pay me to drive it.

Don’t forget Want You Gone and You Wouldn’t Know.

Actually a terabyte=1024 gigabytes as bits and bytes are in factors of 8.

Here are the songs in case you can’t remember what they sounded like:

This is not just any E46. It is the special M56 SULEV version. The valve cover is a dead giveaway.

Hell, even if it was a real gun, she’s a Storm Trooper, it’s not like she would have hit anything.

Do I think this is fair? No.
Do I think this is right? No.

This just in:

Exactly the type of comment someone with medium sized tits would make...

What’s a weekend??

That’s a long poop.

Meh.

I was practicing social distancing and that other car kept getting closer so I had to speed up

Like there all closed dipshit have you lived under a rock, corona fucking virus. Honestly this article isn’t going to change anything no one that is actually street racing is on jalopnik reading this shit. Also not going to stop me from doing the one thing that brings me happiness which is driving spiritedly on these…

Or how about just shut the fuck up and let people be. You’re not a cop. People race all the time where I am. 

counterpoint: now is ABSOLUTELY the time for street racing. without any cars around, the streets can move much faster than usual!

All of this is horseshit! I had one of these in 2wd form for years. It will easily attain highway speeds and will easily drive at highway speeds. It’s nothing near fast, but that’s not the point. Great little trucks that are tough as shit, easy to work on an cheap to run.