OK I'm getting this strange deja vu. Wasn't there maybe a UT2k3 or UT2k4 map that was on a moving train? Anyway, "moving" levels are the best. :)

I can't stop seeing a shark with an arm about to club the statue of liberty in the face with her own torch.

It's funny because they seem to be SO SERIOUS about that storyline. Hipster's meathead brother is shot! Oh noes I care so much about these two derps I just met. Ooh Zoe is so pushy and Hipster is so edgy when he talks back to her. The rest of the "story" is literally need for speed underground (2, I think).

Ditto on…

I beat her with a zoo Hunter

This reply is to you and SmacQ:

I feel like we need to know more about this situation before hivemind hating on SQEX. It is their property after all and furthermore a sticky situation for both parties with SQEX knowing that they are doing an HD version and also knowing that an innocent fan translation of what those fans thought was a game that was…

More like Xbox One-Eighty. Am I right? Freshest joke in history?

"....doctor..." :'( RIP Dr. Mario and his deadly back-throw move in SSBM.

Um... well... damn.

I fuckin lol'd.

One I always think about is the ending of the otherwise not really great, kinda average movie, Wanted. The main character at the very end talks about taking control and he says, "This is me getting control of my life back." And he faces the camera, "What the fuck have you done lately?". It was a great way to finish…

One day shit's gonna come full circle with Super Youtube Simulator and that's when the black hole swallows us all.

This game had the most ludicrous theater to it and some pretty damn fun gameplay. I was playing the Wii version just a few months ago thinking to myself, holy shit imagine a Wii U Excite Truck.

I played Soul Blazer first. And I fell in love with how unique it was. So much so that Illusion of Gaia was a real letdown for me. I don't think I ever got around to finishing that one or Terranigma.

I realize this may not be a popular opinion, but I'd love for it to respond even when the screen is off. I think it'd be more usable that way. I can speak a command to it and have it be busy doing whatever I asked it before going to pick it up and turning the screen on.

Just gimmie a checkbox for that; doesn't have to…

I love this mouse. It's perfect. I like to use the forward and back buttons to "next" and "pause" my music and video, making it an effective remote control of sorts as well. It's also been known to "pwn a nub or two" in an internet multiplayering session. It's all gravy.

Hah I thought the joke was going to be so you would always have one with a charge.

After looking at this maybe 30 minutes ago I adjusted the way I am sitting here. My back doesn't hurt so much after doing this but I can definitely feel that it isn't used to it. I wonder if it will ever used to it though. Also I have a really hard time keeping my feet flat. They just naturally curl under my chair…

This is the new normal thanks to the infamous Super Bowl wardrobe malfunction.

Jaws is still-right-now one of my favorite games. Take that for what you will. Hit me up if you want me to write a really long story about why it's amazing.