I’m blaming the fuck out of her family. What kind of morons let an 8 year old drive an ATV? Unless it’s a child’s “My first ATV” type of thing

Do not allow your children to drive ATVs! They are so dangerous that actually no one should be driving them.

“John McMahon, who said that the employees’ responses were “not consistent” with his expectation of customer service.”

And your Fire TV is sending data to Amazon. Do you use services on it beyond Amazon? Are you sure it’s not sending usage data from the other services to Amazon?

Or you could just not hook your tv up to the internet.

Really? You think John McCain is going to nut up?

Because cops overreact all the time. Open carry has nothing to do with this. It wasn’t a kidnapping they were investigating. It was a civilian’s misunderstanding of something they had seen. There’s no need to draw your weapon unless you perceive danger. Cops should make that call, not just draw. That’s how innocent…

The adage “When you’re a hammer, everything looks like a nail.” applies here. When you’re an armed constable, everything looks like an armed conflict.

Setting aside her bizarre anti-public education stances and her weird fear of grizzly bears, Besty DeVos is completely unqualified for the position for which she’s been nominated. She’s like a Ben Carson or a Rick Perry without any actual accomplishments to point to except for being rich and giving lots of money to…

That’s true, but, SIGH, so they have to pull the guns out as a matter of course?

I’d be willing to accept this but only for BMW drivers, no matter what color they are.

Change the color of the drivers and guns are drawn if they’re suspected of failure to indicate a turn.

Change the color of the driver and the story probably takes a very different turn.

As someone who went through a Holocaust memoir phase in middle school, I have to say that this sentence is pretty cool. Those books had a really strong effect on me.

“Aides confer in the dark because they cannot figure out how to operate the light switches in the cabinet room.”

I am hoping that before they left, the Obama’s installed in the White House three animatronic ghosts programmed to visit Trump on Christmas Eve.

So it never occurred to anyone to ask the White House staff how to turn on the lights?