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I was partial to this one.

The best ad agency of all time, if nothing else than for producing this completely insane ad:

Makes sense. He’s appointing people who wanna fuck us, he’s issuing executive orders to expand the pool of people to be fucked, he’s pulling the regulations so that we can’t do anything about being fucked, and soon he’s gonna (Eddie Murphy Ralph Kramden voice) staaaaat fuckin...

That’s code for; “I might not completely agree with him, but thank God he’s doing something about all these brown people.”

I continue to hear union doofs - rank and file say - “hey man, I didn’t vote for Trump (yeah, right) but c’mon man give the man a chance”. TL;DR America is fucked.

What I don’t get about this commentary is the constant narrative the war with China will be bad and the U.S. shouldn’t antagonize them, but war with Russia will be good and the U.S. should defintely stand up to them because of Ukraine and the Baltics. How does that work? Both conflicts would be a disaster.

True Kobe Buffalomeat is only available in Japan. It would be more accurate to refer to him as “Kobe style” Buffalomeat.

Whether or not he ages well will determine his value.

Oh, exactly...Obama’s wars. How could I forget when 9/11 happened on his watch so he went to war in Afghanistan in 2001; and then when he declared a Global War on Terror and went into Iraq in 2003 (which totally did 9/11 and had nukes) way back when he was actually President George W. Bush. And then when he got an…

War, man. Waaa-aaa-aaa-aaar, MAN!

Is there a similar button for government?

Hell is exactly where Dodge interiors are designed and built

My first reaction was, “what an asshole”. Then I remembered he’s just a kid and kids are dumb and probably thought this was funny and that I’m old and what seems funny to me seems strange to the young generation. I am 12 years his senior and the only time I’ve been on TV it was because I caught a foul ball while I…

Apparently nobody told Levi you’re never supposed to double wrap a Trojan

YEAH SOCCER PLAYERS AND THEIR FLOPPING PICK YOURSELF UP THIS IS WHY NO ONE WATCHES THE SPORT. I DON’T FLOP THAT MUCH WHEN I’M ELBOW DEEP IN SOME STRANGE SO THESE PEOPLE SHOULDN’T EVEN BE CONSIDERED MEN

Had Dembélé had his leg planted when the tackle was made, that would have been a leg-breaker. Regardless, that should have been a straight red. PL refereeing has been pretty abysmal this season.