Dock Spiders are undeniably cool, but not as scary as Barn Owls

I think it’s time we torch this continent and start over.

The linked website says “Read a horrifying dock spider story about what happened when our editor accidentally stuck his hand into a dock spider’s nursery web” with this picture:

It is in no way debatable. Even with the gather step, he took 4 extra steps.

through time and space and over Mirotic’s soul.

He traveled.

Now you know why he carries a sound cone. He couldn’t handle the boom.

I think Magary wrote about this but I really like how this is total no-win for the Wa*******n R******s. Over-commit to a QB who might not be very good. Or let walk the best guy you’ve had in decades (who wasn’t ruined by past coaching, management, and its shitty homefield).

Committing long term to a Cousin sounds more West Virginia and less D.C.

While it was a dumb block from Edwards, I will give him props for owning up to it. Carl seems like a guy who at least has his head on straight.

No, he’s on the Knicks.

Ah, to hear a multimillionaire express his anger at unpaid labor... he’ll make that locker room great again for sure.

The Life and Times of the Yale Man

2016: Public Indecency (Probation)
2020: Cocaine Possession (Probation)
2022: Cocaine Possession (Rehab and time serve)
2030: Assault (Stripper drops charges)
2040: Securities Fraud (Civil Settlement)
2048: Money Laundering (Civill Settlement)
2052: Secretary of Treasury

or skate ... whatever

Perhaps they can get Hamilton Nolan in to really press on getting blood from a stone.

+1

You’re honestly looking for an angle to criticize someone being happy?