US fans seem to want the team to contend for the World Cup title every four years. This is a team that should, for the foreseeable future, be expected to get out of the group stage and maybe win one elimination game. That’s it. That’s their current (and near-future) ceiling. Maybe one day they’ll contend for the…

The three best teams in CONCACAF are the US, Mexico and Costa Rca. The USMNT has pretty convincingly shown themselves to be the bottom of that trifecta in the past few days.

Perhaps it’s possible that Trump might have said a thing or two during that time period that would cause people to reconsider having a positive thought about Trump.

But to be fair to Cuban, Trump did enough stupid, assholery things in those nine months to convert a nun to atheism. So there’s that.

So he came around WELL before the election and became one of Trump’s most outspoken critics. What’s your point?

Some logos just silently judge you (and find you wanting) instead of snarling:

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i thought it was implied

In my experience, dogs greatly prefer cold paws to walking in dog shoes.

I’m anti-violence when it comes to living things, BUT I do endorse smashing every last piece of Nickelback memorabilia (including CDs) in existence.  

Allegedly the fastest car in the world is car referred to as “My Buddy’s Mustang”. I hear about it at every car show but have yet to lay eyes on it.

I would be angry at the whole world too, if i drove a Chevy Aveo.

Hey pals, just jumping down here to make a couple of quick comments. There are SO MANY legitimate reasons to criticize Melania Trump. Slut-shaming, particularly by referencing her nude photos, is not one of them.

“6-beers? You talking about pre-tailgating?”

Everyone else in the country: Oh, awesome, a debate over whether New England or Seattle has the best fans! This isn’t at all unbearable!

No one wants to hear about how good Seahawks fans are.

Those fans can’t melt real teams!

“Okay Eli looks like a zone defense”

I guess that explains why Eli’s lips were moving the whole night.

To accent my Lenovo laptop (with the faulty hinge) I adorn my desktop with a mousepad I bought at a tourist market in Lima, Peru, and a bespoke cardboard phone stand painted by my 6-year-old. Top that.

To accent my Lenovo laptop (with the faulty hinge) I adorn my desktop with a mousepad I bought at a tourist market…