Can confirm, Trans Am is awesome. Wish it got more love nowadays, TBH. Somehow feels like it’s faded into a notch above a club series.

I think he was grabbing the chair by the pussy.

Maybe this is just a (known?) shady landlord thing because mine was a retired white guy.

Oh man, the Ginger Hammer is not going to be happy about this one.

Look familiar?

A tell that obvious would explain how his casino business tanked!

Has anyone tried throwing salt on him though?

It’s definitely a tell. I once had a landlord who sniffed whenever he was being dishonest. Like when my roommate and I figured out he had plugged his fridge into an outlet that was on our meter.

There were a few things he couldn’t stop doing tonight. Like masturbating with a chair. A lot of people are saying he had semen on his trousers. Who’s to say?

It’s a tell. I noticed he does this when he is really on the hot seat, when he senses that the bullshit isn’t working, like a knuckleballer with no wind to make the ball dance. I say let’s get him off the mound before he does any serious damage.

He sounded like Gail the Snail from Always Sunny.

There’s no need to get vulgar, Arturo!!

Wears Crocs with socks!

The Gunshow Poophole: When you try to stick your entire arm up your ass, but there’s no room because your head has taken up all of the available space.

“gunshow poophole”

The debates are only slightly worse than this suck-ass football game.

They did. Once. And it was awesome. So disappointed they haven’t come back.

Or just have the V8 Supercars race here instead of Nascar.

There are series here that run the V8 road cars, they are just not big time here like the V8 Supercars are in Australia since we have Nascar. Take a look at the Trans-Am series for one example:

He must’ve been