Jesus Christ. You’d think Trump would have gotten his fill of fucking himself in Atlantic City.

Trump is going to skip the next debate and instead host a pay-per-view where he will literally make out with his daughter.

Shit, I just hope Jeff Smith never cracks the combination to Samer’s safe bubble.

Rocket McFadden is totally voting Hillary.

And we have reached the climax of a year long foreplay session. Thank you

You’re part of the problem! /ducks battery shower

Eagles fan here. :)

+1 Holy Spirit

I see you’re not familiar with Philadelphia.

Notre Dame is worse. Some of their players think fake followers are real.

Get out of here with that opinion with which I disagree! (Sorry, I moved out of Boston a few years ago and kind of have to phone in my edge now.)

I would root for the Red Sox to win the World Series, but I’m afraid that kind of success would cause the Boston sports fan base to lose the generosity and good natured friendliness that they are famous for, and turn them into a bunch of loud, obnoxious, arrogant, fuck butts.

this is a solid breakdown

This is the response I should have come up with. Boston deserves nothing, as they are the second worst sports region in the U.S. (nipping at New Yorks heels; fuck the Sox, Patriots and Celtics).

Red Sox fans are Patriots fans. Patriots fans are scum.

I second this counterpoint.

In that case: No.

Counterpoint: No.